The Pied Piper Of Kavre

1. Wherein we drive 3 hours to a village through what appears to be the Santa Monica Mountains, the Dominican Republic, Westlake, Colorado, and New Mexico.

2. Wherein entrepreneurial kids collect tolls at makeshift roadblocks.

3. Wherein Todd becomes HERO of the town with his miraculous filming device and he leads a band of children, all with shiny gold earrings on the top part of their ears into the mountainside never to be heard from again.

4. And we make a return trip to the airport's COMPLAINT DESK and finally acquire Claire's lost bag. Incidentally, nothing is missing, but it contains some make-up purchased in Hong Kong.

5. And we see a large bar top or perhaps a countertop being carried through the airport. Claire: Is that for a bar? Charles: Uhhhh. No. That's a casket.

6. And finally, we form our band, The Tubercular Hacks, inspired by the lovely town of Kavre.